#10
Ned Nederlander: Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous.
#9
Chris Pontius: Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's to party!
#8
Kenny Davis: [to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?
Overweight Woman: [walking by and overhears] F*ck you, nigga!
Kenny Davis: I'm sorry! I was talking to the horse.
#7
Brodie Bruce: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
#6
H.I.: I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.
#5
Knibb High Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
#4
Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker.
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!!
#3
Capt. Ed Hocken: Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.
#2
Peter Gibbons: I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.
and my #1 quote from a comedy is............
Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?
Henchmen: Man, we ain't found sh*t!
6 comments:
I'm surprised you didn't have a Napoleon quote since you say them so often. I gotta ask...why that one from Office Space?
Because Office Space is one of THE best movies!!!! There are a ton of quotes from that movie.
I know Office Space is a great movie. I just think there are a lot of better quotes he could have picked.
The reason I picked that quote was just cause I too have a dream of doing nothing. I tell it to my friends frequently
From AIRPLANE
Rumack: Randy, are you all right?
Randy (crying): Oh, Dr. Rumack, I'm scared. I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.
Rumack: We're going to make it, you've got to believe that.
[a woman passenger comes in]
Mrs. Hammen: Dr. Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing?
Rumack: Pretty soon, how are you bearing up?
Mrs. Hammen: Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. At least I have a husband.
Adam Sandler in "Airheads": "I have no idea what you're saying right now."
And
John Candy in "Spaceballs": "I'm a Mog. Half man, Half dog. I'm my own best friend."
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